You took the keys to my scooter and you're making me walk around the livingroom to get them back, only I have gotten so fat it has become nearly impossible to walk and I am wobbling, panting for air, and clinging to anything for support. It won't be much longer until I am completely bedbound and you won't be able to manipulate me into this hard work. You owe me a fattening dinner and sex after this marathon.

You took the keys to my scooter and you're making me walk around the livingroom to get them back, only I have gotten so fat it has become nearly impossible to walk and I am wobbling, panting for air, and clinging to anything for support. It won't be much longer until I am completely bedbound and you won't be able to manipulate me into this hard work. You owe me a fattening dinner and sex after this marathon.