Some of the immobility highlights of this week include not being able to walk to the car, breaking the driver's seat under the enormous weight of my fat ass, not leaving the couch for over three days, mountains of food, and a scooter outing which left me couchbound after. As my mobility fails, my gluttonous appetite grows. Come see some in depth video footage as I talk to you about my current sedentary obese life at key moments throughout the week, and see why I am becoming the fattest blob ever.