I was doing the dishes after a big breakfast and I could feel my belly bloating with lots of gas. Before I new it I was stinking up the kitchen with my massive farts and then I went to the livingroom hoping to get away from the smell and have a snack. Wouldn't you know it, the farts just kept blasting, until I finally decided to go to the restroom to finish farting. I tried lighting a match, spraying air freshener, but nothing could cut through the stink of my huge, loud, smelly farts.