I have officially outgrown my van; the largest minivan on the market and can no longer drive. But first, from my scooter, with a grabber, I have to clean out the mountain of fast food trash from inside my van because I have been such a gluttonous slobby piggy. Then join me for a scooter ride around the block and finally sit with me, as I am exhausted from all this hard work scooting around as I sip my soda and burp and talk about how huge I have gotten and am outgrowing everything in my life.

I have officially outgrown my van; the largest minivan on the market and can no longer drive. But first, from my scooter, with a grabber, I have to clean out the mountain of fast food trash from inside my van because I have been such a gluttonous slobby piggy. Then join me for a scooter ride around the block and finally sit with me, as I am exhausted from all this hard work scooting around as I sip my soda and burp and talk about how huge I have gotten and am outgrowing everything in my life.