I was getting ready to film my big monthly weigh-in on my livestock scale when I accidentally broke my 36 inch ottoman by sitting on it, and then the struggle to stand for my weigh-in began. I knew the broken furniture was a good omen for my massive pound-packing results. And let me tell you, it was a highly fat and pleasurable outcome as I am officially at my highest weight ever, and many pounds closer to become the bedbound blob of my dreams!