I called you in here to give me my spongebath, you glorified servant. You know that being married to an enormous, immobile babe like me is going to take a lot of dedication, because I am your queen and I deserve to be taken care of. After all, I did not gain all of this weight by myself. You have been feeding me and fattening me for years and now you have the ultimate challenge to take care of a huge blob who can't do anything for themselves, and you better do a good job because I deserve it.