I have gotten so gluttonous fat and sedentary that I barely move off the couch from stuffing my face and watching my stories all day. You used to come home and dinner would be made, but now I always call you begging you to stop and get me fast food on your way home. Come watch as you huge obese wife devours a mountain of snacks, like a human garbage disposal and tells you how much she loves what a massive lazy slob she has become.