You have been failing my class and I just know it's because you are distracted by my massive fat body. You really love having a teacher who's nearly 800 lbs but you just can't concentrate on the work when you are imagining what it would be like to be my piece of furniture, buried and flattened under this huge, heavy body, being destroyed as I bounce up and down on top of you. Well, guess what. Your naughty fat teacher wants to give you a makeup exam and if you can handle this fat body crushing you like a good seat, then I will give you a passing grade.

You have been failing my class and I just know it's because you are distracted by my massive fat body. You really love having a teacher who's nearly 800 lbs but you just can't concentrate on the work when you are imagining what it would be like to be my piece of furniture, buried and flattened under this huge, heavy body, being destroyed as I bounce up and down on top of you. Well, guess what. Your naughty fat teacher wants to give you a makeup exam and if you can handle this fat body crushing you like a good seat, then I will give you a passing grade.