I was really hungry and craving something sweet so I went to the fridge to see what we had. And to my surprise my roommate had bought a cake! However she left a note specifically telling me not to eat it. She knows I am powerless when it comes to delicious sweets like a chocolate cake. As though a note would stop me. She should know better! But my gluttonous appetite took over and I DEVOURED the cake like a greedy fat piggy I am. And damn it was tasty. Come watch me pig out!