I didn’t think I could make it through all 1,600+ calories from my favorite fast food Mexican restaurant. After my fourth taco, I was already about to pop, but with just a few quick belly rubs, I was able to finish a Cheesy Gordita Crunch and power through a Chicken Supreme Chalupa with Avocado Ranch sauce. I was so full. I could almost feel my hips growing wider in my extra wide recliner.