Look what Finally got delivered! My Human Ashtray, His Name is Danny. Its time to watch a bit of Tv so I head to the livingroom turn the tv on and sit in my favorite spot on the couch,take me sneakers off and lite my cig. I need an Ashtray,"Danny I need an Ashtray" and in he walks my new Mailorder toy. He lays on the ground Like A Good boy and waits for his Ashes to Swallow. As I lean forward His Mouth opens as if by remote and I flick My long Ashes in His Mouth And Mostly on His tongue. I continue to find something on Tv, smoke and lots of coughing.He just Lies and waits for his next Meal. Wh... Show more