I have no idea why coach roomed me with her dorky offspring for the state competition. I mean, c'mon, I'm the captain of the varsity cheerleading team. I deserve to pick whichever roommate I want, or even have a room to myself if I want. As soon as we got to the hotel, I laid down the ground rules. I told Wood that I would get the good bed, and can you believe that they had the audacity to sass me??? I don't tolerate sass, especially from nerds. I corrected their attitude real quick with a good beating. Then I held them down and made them smell my armpits. I made them beg for freedom and to... Show more