I got a new bidet to replace any human toilet that does not live up to my expectations. I take a nice big dump in my toilet and you get to watch me pleasure myself with my new favorite toy, the bidet. My dump is spicy as fuck today because I ate peppers last nightl. I bet you wish I would let you taste that heat on your tongue but my bidet seems like it will just do a better job than you! Oh, you don't like being replaced by a machine? In that case you are going to have to prove yourself to me again by showing me how well you can clean my perfect asshole just like you used to before you got... Show more