My favorite toilet has been a dissapointment lately, so you've been banished to the corner of the bathroom to only watch me dump my morning load in your nemesis, my real toilet. You sit there and cringe watching me lift up my skirt, knowing that it is usually your job to flush my sweet treats, because that honor has been stripped from you after your recent behavior. Look at all the faces I make while building this log cabin, too bad you can only watch today. Don't be jealous, if you redeem yourself you can flush for me next time. Only time will tell when that will be!

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