My red-bottom Louboutin heels have finally earned their name after what happened to me last week! I was making my way to my car when a fit, young and attractive man jumped out at me from the bushes with a weapon demanding my purse! I did not hesitate and instead, I gave him a swift and hard kick to his nuts. I could feel the weight of his young, meaty balls scrunch against the pointed toe of my stiletto heels. As he began to double over, I did not hesitate and gave him a second solid blow to his left testicle. This man had some serious MOOSE BALLS! I mean really, the difference between kick...

My red-bottom Louboutin heels have finally earned their name after what happened to me last week! I was making my way to my car when a fit, young and attractive man jumped out at me from the bushes with a weapon demanding my purse! I did not hesitate and instead, I gave him a swift and hard kick to his nuts. I could feel the weight of his young, meaty balls scrunch against the pointed toe of my stiletto heels. As he began to double over, I did not hesitate and gave him a second solid blow to his left testicle. This man had some serious MOOSE BALLS! I mean really, the difference between kicking the thick weighty balls of a young, fit lad and that of kicking the old, saggy, crepey nuts of an old man is staggering!. I definitely prefer kicking balls of young men that have MASSIVE BALLS! The crunch and smooshing is really no comparison. The medics told me I ruptured his left nut on the pointy tip of my high heel. They even had to pull me off of him when they arrived. The damage I did with my high heels was impressive and one thing is for certain, this young criminal is NEVER going to try that kind of thing again on another woman.