I was trying to set up for today's shoot when the immediate urgency hi that I have to empty my colon IMMEDIATELY! I barely got my ass on the porcelain throne fast enough before my body ejected this giant terd. Watch me struggle in agony to get my asshole to relax enough to get the floodgates open! I can't believe how big this one is, clearly at least 13 inches long. Who knew my body could even hold that much weight. Speaking of weight, this surprise shizi took at least 15 pounds off my body weight. I wash my hands, flush and finally leave the bathroom to get to work!

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