I was hired to help you excel in school but I have figured out the only studying you have been doing is of my dangling flats and pretty feet. I have an offer for you though that will be beneficial to both of us. I will let you stare at my dangling flats and feet every tutor session. And if you get straight A's on all exams at the end of the term I will let you jerk your feet to them! Finally, some homework worth putting some effort into!

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