I want to burp for you! But I struggle sometimes to burp, so I chug some cola. The burps don’t seem to want to come up so I stuff myself with a sausage roll to help release the burps.
Still no budge, so I push down on my huge belly and massage it, finally I feel the bass coming up, letting out 2 loud gnarly burps!!
I wish I could burp more for you, maybe you can make me to chug more to help the gas to expel!