Sweet Jesus, could your giant step-dad be any more of an flaming moron? He's feeling guilty for shrinking you down to tiny size. You've lost your girlfriend, all your friends have abandoned you. So his fucking brilliant solution is - get this - start hanging out with imaginary friends. "Just like when you were little! I mean..." Even when he's trying to help, he puts his foot in his mouth. He bought a bag of gummy bears so you can pretend they're your new friends. One by one, he plucks them from the bag, names them, and introduces them to you. He even comes up with backstories for each of t...

Sweet Jesus, could your giant step-dad be any more of an flaming moron? He's feeling guilty for shrinking you down to tiny size. You've lost your girlfriend, all your friends have abandoned you. So his fucking brilliant solution is - get this - start hanging out with imaginary friends. "Just like when you were little! I mean..." Even when he's trying to help, he puts his foot in his mouth. He bought a bag of gummy bears so you can pretend they're your new friends. One by one, he plucks them from the bag, names them, and introduces them to you. He even comes up with backstories for each of the candy bears. He is so fucking lame. And he still can't keep himself from being self-absorbed; just when you start playing along and getting in the spirit, he gets hungry and starts eating all the imaginary friends you just made. Ass.

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