TOP GIANTS / MACROPHILIA VIDEOS

It's hard enough to play your video game in peace, since you're only an inch tall and you have to jump around the controller to hit the buttons. To make matters worse, your nasty giant step-dad comes in from a walk and he says he stepped in something, but can't figure out what it is. (He's an idiot, and can't figure out much of anything.) He wants you to climb up his shoes and scrape it off. There's no telling wha...

TOP GIANTS / MACROPHILIA VIDEOS

It's hard enough to play your video game in peace, since you're only an inch tall and you have to jump around the controller to hit the buttons. To make matters worse, your nasty giant step-dad comes in from a walk and he says he stepped in something, but can't figure out what it is. (He's an idiot, and can't figure out much of anything.) He wants you to climb up his shoes and scrape it off. There's no telling what substance is smeared there, but it smells AWFUL. He says it seeped through his shoes, to he pulls them off and makes you inspect his socks and sniff them up close. GROSS! Then, he peels his socks off so you can scrape the residue off his bare feet. When will he get around to working on the Grow Ray to make you big again so you can kick his ass?!