You and your giant step-dad moved in to your new house. More like, you watched him move. Since you're only one inch tall, the packing and boxes are just a little much for you. Besides, fuck him. You didn't ask to move. You can't help but notice the gross old shoes he's wearing. They're so work out, they're barely hanging onto his big feet, and they smell like something that might have crawled under the fridge. They're kinda... hot. But he's still trying to be a martyr about it, talking about how they represent everything he's "sacrificed" for you. YEAH? Like how you sacrificed five feet and...

You and your giant step-dad moved in to your new house. More like, you watched him move. Since you're only one inch tall, the packing and boxes are just a little much for you. Besides, fuck him. You didn't ask to move. You can't help but notice the gross old shoes he's wearing. They're so work out, they're barely hanging onto his big feet, and they smell like something that might have crawled under the fridge. They're kinda... hot. But he's still trying to be a martyr about it, talking about how they represent everything he's "sacrificed" for you. YEAH? Like how you sacrificed five feet and nine inches when he aimed his shrink ray at you?! He makes you smell his used shoes and shows them off for you, putting the guilt trip on you about everything he's given up for you. Yes. Step on me. Please put me out of my misery.

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