Can't you just make an afternoon snack for yourself without your idiot giant step-dad screwing everything up for you? First, he yells at you for making a whole frankfurter when you both know you can't possibly eat the whole thing, since you're only an inch tall. (Is that really going to bust the household budget, step-dad? Jesus. Loser.) Then, he insists on sharing it with you. But instead of just slicing off half for himself like a normal sanitary person, he starts eating from the other end and you have to watch his gross mouth while he chews with his mouth open. UGH. Then, he gets so enth...

Can't you just make an afternoon snack for yourself without your idiot giant step-dad screwing everything up for you? First, he yells at you for making a whole frankfurter when you both know you can't possibly eat the whole thing, since you're only an inch tall. (Is that really going to bust the household budget, step-dad? Jesus. Loser.) Then, he insists on sharing it with you. But instead of just slicing off half for himself like a normal sanitary person, he starts eating from the other end and you have to watch his gross mouth while he chews with his mouth open. UGH. Then, he gets so enthusiastic about eating, he eats the last bite - with you still sitting on it. You struggle to get out of his tummy, but you're stuck there for a few hours. "Stop kicking!"

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