Just as I was about to season another pair of my favourite vintage leather gloves with a clove cigarette I was utterly shocked and disgusted to find that a little man had been secretly living inside of them! Of course I took swift action to discipline him for his stupid and thoughtless actions, first by blowing smoke into his face while I smoked my delicious clove cigarette, then I gleefully mummified him in my satin scarf and just for good measure I tightly encased him in my shiny used pantyhose. Finally, I placed him inside one of my vintage Ableman high heel court shoes so that I can dis...

Just as I was about to season another pair of my favourite vintage leather gloves with a clove cigarette I was utterly shocked and disgusted to find that a little man had been secretly living inside of them! Of course I took swift action to discipline him for his stupid and thoughtless actions, first by blowing smoke into his face while I smoked my delicious clove cigarette, then I gleefully mummified him in my satin scarf and just for good measure I tightly encased him in my shiny used pantyhose. Finally, I placed him inside one of my vintage Ableman high heel court shoes so that I can display him as an object on my parlour shelf!