I'm ready to celebrate my birthday naked! I'm turning 29 this year + I've even baked up my own cake to enjoy! This is my first time celebrating getting older by smashing a cake with my big, hairy ass, but I'm excited to give it a try. I first get to work placing the 29 candles into the sweet dessert. After lighting all of them, I sing "Happy Birthday" to myself + blow them out, accidentally scattering sprinkles. I remove the candles + run my tongue over them, licking up all of the sweet, multicolored cream cheese icing + sprinkles while you get a generous view of my hairy chest + pierced ni... Show more