You will never leave the closet and this is why you pay me. We both know how hard it is for you to leave your hetero-normative life behind you and become a real . Instead, you will pay to fund my gay lifestyle as a form of your "Closet Tax". Be grateful for having any access to my world at all. You may be a loser pretending to be straight, but that doesn't mean you can get off so easy with me.