I come in from work and my back is aching from me having to suck it in all day. I show you my feeble attempts at sucking it in, completely in denial that I must be gaining more weight. Its probably my new dryer making my clothes tight! Then I start talking about all the weight I must really be putting on, stripping off my tight clothes and taking off my spanx to show you I've grown into a massive piggy for you.