Dear Ruth, Thank you very much for taking the time to see my secretary, Diane. It is with the deepest remorse that I have asked you to see her because she has recently confessed to having a short affair with a competitor of mine. Im asking you as a fellow member of the Fraternal Order of Domestic Disciplinarians to examine my secretary for any possible sexually transmitted diseases. In addition, I want my secretary to be punished. She has told me that her parents were strict with her growing up. I request that you ask her to reveal the details of her punishments and use that as a pattern to di... Show more