Dear Ruth, Thank you very much for taking the time to see my wife, Melissa. It is with the deepest remorse that I have asked you to see her because she has recently confessed to having a short affair with a fellow member of the Country Club. That individual has since been removed from the club, but there are several issues that must be resolved before my marriage can continue. I'm asking you as a fellow member of the Fraternal Order of Domestic Disciplinarians to examine my wife for any possible sexually transmitted diseases. In addition, I want my wife to be punished. I don't feel that it... Show more