The Strafkamer Philharmonic is no ordinary orchestra...

The Woodwind Section's three musical implements produce the sounds you are about to hear: the hippo hide sjambok delivers 12 deep, distinct swoosh-thuds; the notorious ochsenziemer blunt, ferocious cuts; the cane, that deceptively delicate slice, almost unbecoming of the ferocity of its strike. Despite studying his vocal parts for the performance, Bottom2Baton only manages to moan off key throughout.

Mistress Baton puts on an elegant, technically impressive, athletic performance without her usual stilettos...she's bar... Show more