You come home to find Jesus sitting on your couch waiting for you. You’re caught off guard as he tells you how much he hates you for your sinful gay ways. He explains about sodomy in detail to you. Jesus doesn’t love you, but he has come to give you a chance because he is forgiving and wants to love you. As Jesus himself once did 2000 years ago, you can start by washing his feet with your tongue. As you do this he explains to you your wrong doings. Once finished its judgement time.......