Disclaimer: Highly Religiously Offensive

You are shrunk down in a post-apocalyptic world confused and not understanding where you are. When the second coming of Jesus jumps in to explain things to you. You were missed by the Rapture for being a chronic Masterbator. Now Jesus is here to punish you for the rest of your days because you couldn’t stop masturbating and do something with your life. Well Jesus is here now and it’s too late, first thing is first you won’t be needing your cock anymore for anything. Welcome to the end times thanks to your addiction for self-pleasure.