This week's brand-new male corporal punishment movie sees yet another handsome new model introduced into the ever expanding Straight Lads Spanked fold. And introduced with a warm hand, you might say! Members will be familiar with SLS's very own football club and its slightly unconventional approach to matters disciplinary. When keen young footballer Bobby rocks up to join the club, Coach tests him on his grasp of the rules, which as members will not be surprised to learn, are a little on the strict side. Central to the club's disciplinary regime is what Coach explains to Bobby ...

This week's brand-new male corporal punishment movie sees yet another handsome new model introduced into the ever expanding Straight Lads Spanked fold. And introduced with a warm hand, you might say! Members will be familiar with SLS's very own football club and its slightly unconventional approach to matters disciplinary. When keen young footballer Bobby rocks up to join the club, Coach tests him on his grasp of the rules, which as members will not be surprised to learn, are a little on the strict side. Central to the club's disciplinary regime is what Coach explains to Bobby is known as "the first and last policy". He goes on to make it clear that this policy is designed to give new recruits a taste of the club's approach to discipline, in the hope that it will be the first and last time that they have to sample it. The first and last policy involves new players going over Coach's knee for a spanking, and is a tradition which Coach claims can be dated back at least 93 years.... presumably back to when Coach himself was a rookie player, although he was uncharacteristically reticent on that detail. "Some of the other clubs think it's a very strange tradition," he says, as he warms the seat of Bobby's trackie bottoms with a firm and practised hand, although goodness knows why anyone would think such a thing. Coach himself, who is clearly very old-school in such matters, is certainly one to cling onto tried and tested traditions! "The good news is that you've passed Stage 1," announces Coach eventually. The bad news, at least as Bobby is concerned, is that Stage 2 will require him to take down his trousers and the spanking to continue on his underpants! When Bobby bends over Coach's knee again, Coach remarks that the tight yellow pants hardly cover the lad's bottom, and cause him to wax lyrical on how fashions in underwear have doubtless changed over the 93 years! Coach's not inconsiderable experience of putting young men over his knee suggests to him that Bobby is the type who will fit right in at the club.... but you can't help but suspect that that isn't much consolation to a lad with a very sore smacked bottom! At each stage of the "first and last", Coach includes a few harder smacks as a sample of what Bobby might expect to receive if his behaviour either on or off the field might be deemed to warrant a genuine punishment. But by the time Bobby is told to pull his pants down for Stage 3, even the normal smacks on his bare bottom can be seen to be making the lad wince, let alone the harder ones.

Having said that, I can't quite put my finger on it, and I might be wrong, but something tells me that this won't be the last we see of young Bobby. This might have been his first time over Coach's knee, but let's just say I wouldn't be at all surprised if it turns out not to be his last!