Sometimes I eat breakfast and pee at the same time. Of course I am always nonchalant as fuck about it. It's the most fun when I do it on the kitchen counter by the window where people in the adjacent high-rises could be watching. And of course they are - wouldn't you?

Sometimes I eat breakfast and pee at the same time. Of course I am always nonchalant as fuck about it. It's the most fun when I do it on the kitchen counter by the window where people in the adjacent high-rises could be watching. And of course they are - wouldn't you?