It's amusing, sweetheart, to think that you presumed I would be the savior of your tragically lacking marriage. But alas, my skills lie elsewhere. Your wife, she discerned a yearning, a longing that you, unfortunately, could never fulfill. And I, as her newfound guide, will ensure she’s immaculately dressed and precisely tuned to attract every commendable Black gentleman in her vicinity. By the culmination of my guidance, she'll radiate a confidence and charm that leaves men like you trembling, helpless. Brace yourself – the era of your dominance is on the brink of a shattering end. Your on...

It's amusing, sweetheart, to think that you presumed I would be the savior of your tragically lacking marriage. But alas, my skills lie elsewhere. Your wife, she discerned a yearning, a longing that you, unfortunately, could never fulfill. And I, as her newfound guide, will ensure she’s immaculately dressed and precisely tuned to attract every commendable Black gentleman in her vicinity. By the culmination of my guidance, she'll radiate a confidence and charm that leaves men like you trembling, helpless. Brace yourself – the era of your dominance is on the brink of a shattering end. Your only role now is to observe, listen, and absorb the stark reality of your demise."