"Oh, it's almost laughable how pitiful you are, scrambling for meaning in your hollow existence. Such vast concepts of the divine are simply too immense for your tiny, heathen mind to grasp. But don't fret, because there's something else that perfectly matches your stature: worshiping the almighty BLACK COCK. A small-minded, depraved little creature like you always needs an idol. It's time you found some semblance of spiritual purpose, and I've just given it to you on a platter. So, before you even consider listening to this audio, accept that this is now your reality."

"Oh, it's almost laughable how pitiful you are, scrambling for meaning in your hollow existence. Such vast concepts of the divine are simply too immense for your tiny, heathen mind to grasp. But don't fret, because there's something else that perfectly matches your stature: worshiping the almighty BLACK COCK. A small-minded, depraved little creature like you always needs an idol. It's time you found some semblance of spiritual purpose, and I've just given it to you on a platter. So, before you even consider listening to this audio, accept that this is now your reality."