Oh, how amusing it is to think that someone like you could ever hold onto any semblance of dignity. The mere thought of a powerful, dominant BBC and you're already weak in the knees, aren't you? Just imagine: by the time I'm done with you, your very essence will be consumed by your new, disgraceful purpose - to worship and serve as a lowly BBC devotee. I will revel in breaking down whatever weak barriers you've put up, transforming you into a quivering, desperate mess, eager to please and be used. Your pitiful past self will be nothing but a distant memory.

Oh, how amusing it is to think that someone like you could ever hold onto any semblance of dignity. The mere thought of a powerful, dominant BBC and you're already weak in the knees, aren't you? Just imagine: by the time I'm done with you, your very essence will be consumed by your new, disgraceful purpose - to worship and serve as a lowly BBC devotee. I will revel in breaking down whatever weak barriers you've put up, transforming you into a quivering, desperate mess, eager to please and be used. Your pitiful past self will be nothing but a distant memory.