" While real men are out there, filling condoms with their thick, virile essence, you're stuck marveling at the stark contrast between theirs and your laughable attempt. It's no wonder you've remained untouched for so long. No one wants the disappointment of your minuscule offerings. Instead, you've been rightfully relegated to the humbling duty of cleaning up after real men – gobbling down their remnants, clinging to the closest taste of masculinity you'll ever know. And every time you hear this, you'll be reminded of the chasm between a genuine man and the pitiful beta you truly are. Play...

" While real men are out there, filling condoms with their thick, virile essence, you're stuck marveling at the stark contrast between theirs and your laughable attempt. It's no wonder you've remained untouched for so long. No one wants the disappointment of your minuscule offerings. Instead, you've been rightfully relegated to the humbling duty of cleaning up after real men – gobbling down their remnants, clinging to the closest taste of masculinity you'll ever know. And every time you hear this, you'll be reminded of the chasm between a genuine man and the pitiful beta you truly are. Play it again, and let that reality sink in, deeper and deeper."