In case of severe balloon fun deficiency take one to three 16'' balloons. Place them on an appropriate riding platform such as a chair (provides a harder ride) or a bed (more stability). Remember to inflate the toys in accordance with your body mass and the riding platform you chose. Bounce carefully so as to avoid premature popping. Add rubbing, kissing and hugging to taste. Repeat after a few hours if needed. For a visual representation of such a method please refer to this video.