I just can’t get the button closed! I’m struggling and struggling. To think, just a few short months ago I could get it closed, and squeeze the zipper shut over my big belly. Jumping and wiggling help a little but it’s clear: I’m too fat for my favorite jeans. My favorite shorts. Almost everything I own I’ve outgrown! I can’t help but feel devious and excited and uh duh, hungry!

I just can’t get the button closed! I’m struggling and struggling. To think, just a few short months ago I could get it closed, and squeeze the zipper shut over my big belly. Jumping and wiggling help a little but it’s clear: I’m too fat for my favorite jeans. My favorite shorts. Almost everything I own I’ve outgrown! I can’t help but feel devious and excited and uh duh, hungry!