I used to be an athlete, which is hilarious now! Tried to do just a few exercises and immediately got out of breath. I’ve gotten SO fat! I quit my workout and ordered two double cheeseburgers just the way I like em’. Double fisting burgers and playing with my massive belly is WAY more fun anyway!

I used to be an athlete, which is hilarious now! Tried to do just a few exercises and immediately got out of breath. I’ve gotten SO fat! I quit my workout and ordered two double cheeseburgers just the way I like em’. Double fisting burgers and playing with my massive belly is WAY more fun anyway!