I would call you a hand humper but that's implying that your dick is big enough to actually hump something. That little tic tac you have between your legs is so embarrassing, you can only really rub it. Must suck to be so unfuckable, rub your tiny dick to this clip loser.

I would call you a hand humper but that's implying that your dick is big enough to actually hump something. That little tic tac you have between your legs is so embarrassing, you can only really rub it. Must suck to be so unfuckable, rub your tiny dick to this clip loser.