So you've asked me to judge your cock. See as I compare numerous dildos and discuss their merits. I ask you which you think yours is most like and laugh when you tell me. Sad for you is that yours is so small I have to use a gag gift to reference yours. Time to hear the bitter truth and accept just how tiny that thing really is.

So you've asked me to judge your cock. See as I compare numerous dildos and discuss their merits. I ask you which you think yours is most like and laugh when you tell me. Sad for you is that yours is so small I have to use a gag gift to reference yours. Time to hear the bitter truth and accept just how tiny that thing really is.