You were so excited to bring your tiny existence in to my home. You were so excited to get the honour of living with me in exchange for doing some work around the house

You bragged about your skills, promised your small size wouldn't get in the way of doing a good job.

Yet here we are, I walk around an empty room and my feet are filthy! now you have to clean them with your tongue. It's going to take ages because you are so small and I am so giant!!