you were given clear and simple instructions. Have the floor cleaned by the time I get home. I come home to find bit of paper and plastic still on it.

I don't care that you are only 5 inches tall it's not like I'm asking you to move the couch, I'm asking you to do the chores you are capable of.

I told you this was your last chance to show me you serve a purpose. Fee Fi Fo Fum