Damn....I REALLY REALLY have to go, but my front door is jammed and will not open!!! I am dressed in khakis, a tank, and my favorite wedges as I try without success to open my front door. I am pushing and shoving and kicking, trying soooo hard to get the damn door open! Suddenly, I realize that I am going to be too late even if it opens right now! The pee starts running down my legs and I can feel it all warm and wet. I am soaked and you can see the pee running down my khaki pants all the way to my feet. Damn coffee...I had a lot of pee!!! So, I remove my wet pants and show you the pee stains ... Show more