Returning home from a long day at the library and running late for her monthly book club meeting with the other girls from her old sorority, Beta Lambda Pi, Barbara struggles to get her massive stack of books put away and to answer her cell phone, all the while trying to organize a simple housewarming party for one of her friends from book club. Little does Barbara know that she has an intruder lurking in her home, the lascivious but dumb-as-bricks burglar known as "Dirk", who was burglarizing her home and now has to deal with this lovely librarian and "teach the bitch a lesson."

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