A PARODY FAN REQUESTED STORY...Blond Porn star Jemma Valentine is, Super Girl, dressed in a revealing bikini, is talking to the Chief of Police. She's taking the day off & heading to the beach. ENTER HER WEIRD NERDY ROOM MATE. He tells her he went thru her dresser drawers & look what he found. She scolds him for invading her privacy.HE'S HOLDING HER SUPER GIRL COSTUME...OH NO! She tells him its a Halloween costume. However, he says, it seems whenever there is trouble, Jemma disappears. She says she is not Super Girl. Oh but he found something else in her room, in a protective case....Kryptonit... Show more