I WAS HAPPY ABOUT OUR FIRST DATE AND VERY EXCITED TO KNOW YOU BETTER. THERE’S SOMETHING I’D LIKE TO MENTION TO ENSURE WE’RE BOTH COMFORTABLE AND ON THE SAME PAGE. I HAVE A PERSONAL RULE THAT I VALUE DEEPLY, AND IT’S IMPORTANT TO ME THAT MY PARTNER IS CLEAN AND HEALTHY. AS PART OF THIS, I DO TAKE SOME PRECAUTIONS TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS IN GOOD ORDER.

I WANTED TO BE UPFRONT ABOUT IT SO THERE ARE NO SURPRISES. I HAVE TO CHECK YOU UP WITH NO CLOTHE. DON'T BE SHY. OHHH. YOU LOOK SO GOOD. BUT ONE MORE THING I HAVE TO DO TO MOVE OUR DATE ON THE NEXT LEVEL IS CHECK YOUR PROSTATE. JUST...

I WAS HAPPY ABOUT OUR FIRST DATE AND VERY EXCITED TO KNOW YOU BETTER. THERE’S SOMETHING I’D LIKE TO MENTION TO ENSURE WE’RE BOTH COMFORTABLE AND ON THE SAME PAGE. I HAVE A PERSONAL RULE THAT I VALUE DEEPLY, AND IT’S IMPORTANT TO ME THAT MY PARTNER IS CLEAN AND HEALTHY. AS PART OF THIS, I DO TAKE SOME PRECAUTIONS TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS IN GOOD ORDER.

I WANTED TO BE UPFRONT ABOUT IT SO THERE ARE NO SURPRISES. I HAVE TO CHECK YOU UP WITH NO CLOTHE. DON'T BE SHY. OHHH. YOU LOOK SO GOOD. BUT ONE MORE THING I HAVE TO DO TO MOVE OUR DATE ON THE NEXT LEVEL IS CHECK YOUR PROSTATE. JUST RELAX AND TRUST ME.

HAHA. THAT WAS YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE. REALITY IS...I WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE NOT A SISSY BOY. BUT YOU DIDN'T PASS THIS EASY TEST. I AM NOT DATING THE FAGGOT!