Bursting balloons is the most sexually exciting thing in the world for me. Bursting them in public knowing someone might see or hear me adds another level.

I start with a triple 14 inch blow to pop. Then a foot pump pop the traditional way, then bouncing on the pump to make a stunning pump pop. Then on my rug sitting and blowing to pop loads of balloons including a special clear print loon which I'm obsessed with.