I'm so sorry I am late sir, I've been running around town doing all of your chores. Any way - no excuses, I'm here now and going to get your appointments booked in..

Wait.. Sir what is this on the laptop? Do you have a foot fetish sir? There isn’t much point denying it.. and now I'm sure you want me to keep this a secret between us. So from now on, the shoe is on the other foot.. You are now MY PA, bitch and you will do everything I say, GOT IT??